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Sunny

RO# 10414

Posted - Jul 01 2008 :  18:04:06  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Many of us "Matures" are quite confused about how to present ourselves. We are unsure about the image we project as we try to conform to the fashion designs that NYC, California, and Paris inflict upon the world.

I don't want to burst your bubble, but despite what you have seen on the streets, the following combinations DO NOT go together and should be avoided:

1. A nose ring and bifocals
2. Spiked hair and bald spots
3. A pierced tongue and dentures
4. Miniskirts and support hose
5. Ankle bracelets and corn pads
6. Speedo's and cellulite
7. A belly button ring and a gall bladder surgery scar
8. Unbuttoned disco shirt and a heart monitor
9. Midriff shirts and midriff bulge
10. Bikinis and liver spots
11. Short shorts and varicose veins
12. Inline skates and a walker

And the ultimate bad taste in fashion for the "Mature".....
13. Pierced nipples that hang below the waist!

Please keep these basic guidelines in mind on your next shopping trip.


Homeport: Seneca River, NY

lil red truck

RO# 25758

Posted - Jul 01 2008 :  18:08:21  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
I dunno know, Sunny. Wouldn't a tongue piercing help hold in the dentures? Just attach a little safety chain...

Honora
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Matthew 7:12
Guard well within yourself that treasure, kindness. Know how to give without hesitation, how to lose without regret, how to acquire without meanness." ~ George Sand


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Harlan

RO# 15327



Posted - Jul 01 2008 :  19:30:02  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sunny-
My wife wants to know about tattoo's(tramp stamps) and wrinkles.


Take a lesson from your dog. No matter what life brings you kick some grass over that sh*t and move on.

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Sunny

RO# 10414

Posted - Jul 01 2008 :  19:32:56  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
"I dunno know, Sunny. Wouldn't a tongue piercing help hold in the dentures? Just attach a little safety chain...'

Patent that Honora!

"My wife wants to know about tattoo's(tramp stamps) and wrinkles." Good One!! ewwww



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HOGAN

RO# 3813



Posted - Jul 01 2008 :  20:09:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sunny, you really are lost without a boat!

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Sunny

RO# 10414

Posted - Jul 01 2008 :  21:02:57  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
'Sunny, you really are lost without a boat!'

I know, pathetic isn't it?

PS: I did lock the thread, it's over!!



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