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nohst

RO# 26271

Posted - Oct 12 2009 :  15:53:10  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Boats only need their fluids changed every year.
Boats curves never sag.
Boats last longer.
Boats don't get pregnant.
You can ride a Boat any time of the month.
Boats don't have parents.
Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
You can share your Boat with your friends.
If your Boat makes too much noise, you can buy a muffler.
You only need to get a new belt for your Boat when the old one is really worn.
If your Boat smokes, you can do something about it.
Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have ridden.
When riding, you and your Boat both arrive at the same time.
Boats don't care about how many other Boats you have.
Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats, or if you buy Boating magazines.
If your Boat is misaligned, you don't have to discuss politics to correct it.
You can have a beer while riding your Boat.
You don't have to be jealous of the guy that works on your Boat.
You don't have to deal with priests or blood-tests to register your Boat.
You don't have to convince your Boat that you're a Boater and that you think that all Boats are equals.
If you say bad things to your Boat, you don't have to apologize before you can ride it again.
You can ride a Boat as long as you want and it won't get sore.
Your parents don't remain in touch with your old Boat after you dump it.
Boats always feel like going for a ride.
Boats don't insult you if you are a bad boater.
Boats don't care if you are late.
You don't have to take a shower before riding your Boat.
It's always ok to use tie downs on your Boats.
If your Boat doesn't look good, you can paint it or get better parts.
You can't get diseases from a Boat you don't know very well.

Homeport: NY

boatbum

RO# 36

Posted - Oct 12 2009 :  16:25:37  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
When your boat interrupts you it's for a good reason.


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oneillch

RO# 30796

Posted - Oct 20 2009 :  11:40:27  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Just try sweet-talking your boat when you want a little nookie and see what you get!


Homeport: edison, nj Go to Top of Page

KiDa

RO# 16492



Posted - Oct 20 2009 :  12:06:48  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Boats really like to have their throttles goosed.

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Best Regards,

David
Saint Max
'99 330 Sundancer

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Capitalism is to this administration what Judaism was to the Third Reich.

-- Me

Homeport: Hopewell, VA Go to Top of Page

Nautidog

RO# 31521

Posted - Oct 20 2009 :  16:37:34  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Very funny!!

ND



Homeport: Texas Go to Top of Page

RWS

RO# 25075



Posted - Oct 21 2009 :  05:24:14  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
if you're lucky enough you can get one designed to provide two heads

RWS


1983 Trojan International 10 Meter
Twin Yanmar 315 Turbodiesels
Solid Glass Hull
Woodless Stringers
Full Hull Liner
Trojan International Website: http://trojanboat.com/

Homeport: FL Go to Top of Page

amelia

RO# 20462

Posted - Oct 26 2009 :  11:05:52  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
You got a boat --
that will bear, and then look after your kids for a lot of years?
that will hold down a full-time job of her own, to help pay for your wife?
that will do the housekeeping, the grocery shopping, and pay the bills?
that will have supper ready when you get there?
that will accompany you to your company picnic and Christmas party, butter up the boss, save you from putting your foot in your mouth, and from drinking so much you look like an idiot, AND remember everybody's name, so you don't have to?
that will be glad to see you when you get home from work?
that will remember your mother's birthday and make sure an appropriate gift is sent on time?
that will volunteer to be a Cub Scout leader so you don't have to?
that will take the kids off on an excursion for an afternoon so you can watch the game in peace?
that will clean the house, then prepare and serve refreshments when it's 'your' turn to host poker night?

The list goes on.

I always thought I needed a wife, too, but realized there were certain logistical difficulties. Now that I've read your list of boat advantages, I want THAT boat. Mine doesn't do any of that stuff. It just costs money and requires a lot of attention.



Homeport: Edenton, NC Go to Top of Page

spj

RO# 31662

Posted - Oct 26 2009 :  12:27:05  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Sorry Amelia, my boat does stuff on the boat list then my wife does on the wife list. Boat Wins!!!


Homeport: nj Go to Top of Page
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