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duck

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Posted - Nov 18 2010 :  16:27:08  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Received both in an e-mail today. Very funny and very true!


1. The first testicular guard, the "Cup," was used in Hockey in 1874 and the first helmet was used in 1974. That means it only took 100 years for men to realize that their brain is also important.



2. A 54 year old woman had
a heart attack and was taken to the hospital.

While on the operating table she had a near death experience. Seeing God she
asked "Is my time up?"

God said, "No, you have another 43 years, 2 months and 8 days to live."

Upon recovery, the woman decided to stay in the hospital and have a face-lift, liposuction, breast implants and a tummy tuck. She even had someone come in and change her hair colour and brighten her teeth! Since she had so much more time to live, she figured she might as well make the most of it.

After her last operation, she was released from the hospital. While crossing the street on her way home, she was killed by an ambulance.

Arriving in front of God, she demanded, "I thought you said I had
another 43 years? Why didn't you pull me from out of the path of the ambulance?"


God replied: "I didn't recognize you!"















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Radioactive

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Posted - Nov 18 2010 :  17:57:17  Show Profile  Reply with Quote


Bill

"No matter where you go, there you are." -- Buckaroo Bonzai
"There is nothing, absolutely nothing, half so much worth doing as simply messing about in boats." - Kenneth Grahame

Edited by - Radioactive on Nov 18 2010 17:57:55

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boatbum

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Posted - Nov 18 2010 :  18:09:20  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Duck. I'm surprised at you. I would have thought you would have seen through the smoke around the first one.

Everyone believes we have thick skulls thus we have less need to protect them.



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duck

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Posted - Nov 18 2010 :  20:47:30  Show Profile  Reply with Quote
Good point, Dan!


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