Boat ideas??

Thoroughly digressing from the fenders concepts...:
How about a boat gizmo that automatically puts a slimy eel on the rod & reel hook and deploys it while taking the boat out of gear whenever going over large stripers detected by the F/F?
Or perhaps one which sprays non-toxic biodegradable liquid (eel slime????) ( or uses an ultrasonic or electronic pulse beam which vaporizes the top 2/3 of waves?) ahead of the boat to help calm angry seas?
Or a football sized effective and affordable yaw & roll stabilizer for relatively small boats, or a pocket-size nuclear-powered(?) one for POB's. Lead lined of course.
Or an economical molecule-splitting device to allow use of oxygen and hydrogen gas fuel from the sea at less cost than gas or diesel at the pumps, and which provides that fuel at at least the max rate the converted engines could consume it?
Or a feasible "tractor drive " for recreational vessels? Ok , not sure what the heck that is supposed to be but Tom Clancy liked it!
Or FWC gas engine exhaust system which has both manifolds AND ELBOW/RISERS cooled with A/F coolant with corrosion inhibitors? ( Note: Crusader already does this with its newer "Catanium" catylitic exhaust systems which should last much longer than old-type elbow/risers in SW in terms of potential corrosion and blockage.)
And perhaps all boats with pressurized FW systems should come factory-equipped with plumbed-in windshield sprayers.
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