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Sixteen reasons why Boats are easier to live with than women
1) Boats usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Boats can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Boats don't get mad if you do a “Quick ride."
4) Boats don't object to a preride inspection.
5) Boats come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Boats have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Boats can be driven any time of the month.
8) Boats don't come with in-laws.
9) Boats don't care about how many other Boats you've driven before.
10)Boats and Drivers both arrive at the same time.
11)Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats.
12)Boats don't mind if you buy Boating magazines.
13)Boats expect to be tied down.
14)Boats don't comment on your Driving skills.
15)Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when Boats go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
Any additions?
1) Boats usually kill you quickly - a woman takes her time.
2) Boats can be turned on by a flick of a switch.
3) Boats don't get mad if you do a “Quick ride."
4) Boats don't object to a preride inspection.
5) Boats come with manuals to explain their operation.
6) Boats have strict weight and balance limitations.
7) Boats can be driven any time of the month.
8) Boats don't come with in-laws.
9) Boats don't care about how many other Boats you've driven before.
10)Boats and Drivers both arrive at the same time.
11)Boats don't mind if you look at other Boats.
12)Boats don't mind if you buy Boating magazines.
13)Boats expect to be tied down.
14)Boats don't comment on your Driving skills.
15)Boats don't whine unless something is really wrong.
16) However, when Boats go quiet, just like women, it's usually not good.
Any additions?