Caption this...

[Riverbed]

I really don't know where to begin - but I'll try...

"For sale - cheap bowrider. Boat optional."

Next?

 

[hackalar]

Land ahead!

 

[rommer]

A classic beauty!

(NAH!!!!!)

 

[GonzoF1]

As the crew of the Steve Irwin try desperately to stop them, the Japanese continue to take the only creatures left in the sea. The elusive 'Lunch-Lady Whale'.

 

[Simnut]

Which one's Natalia?

Is it me, or is that bow sprite actually bending downwards...... hehehehe

 

[Live2Dive]

You've all heard of a bulbous bow, this is globular bow. Not as fast, but more forgiving..

 

[aholst1]

Oh, Leo, I am queen of the world!

 

[STEELA]

"I said Starboard Hooper, Starboard...."

 

[Don B]

so much for trim tabs to keep that bow down

 

[David M]

Trying to thwart slumping sales, Taylor Made introduces the new battle axe fender line.

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Alright....Three times fast now.....

Rubber baby buggy bumper, Rubber baby buggy bumper, Rubber baby buggy bumper.

 

[mcrofutt]

OH MY EYES!!!
Can I get a retina transplant?

 

[vided]

quote:

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Originally posted by mcrofutt

OH MY EYES!!!
Can I get a retina transplant?

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our next available appointment is on monday,
aug. 21, 2017.
if your over 50 let us talk to you about plastic bag therapy

 

[btoran]

hunny, does this boat make me look fat?

 

[solar]

Divorse time.

Edit: Shape up or ship out.

 

[Live2Dive]

Bruce wins. Now that's funny...

 

[David M]

quote:

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Originally posted by Live2Dive

Bruce wins. Now that's funny...

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I don't know. It'll be close. I had vivid images from STEELA.

 

[jmas]

I came to the CDR for this??? [!]You guys lied to me.

 

[Gregory S]

Look honey, the bubbles are getting the bottom clean.

 

[marathon man]

"Thar she blows"

 

[Sandy]

To paraphrase Cervantes' "Don Quihote" (via wikipedia) :

"… her name is DOLPHINEA, her country El Toboso, a village of La Mancha, her rank must be at least that of a princess, since she is my queen and lady, and her beauty superhuman, since all the impossible and fanciful attributes of beauty which the poets apply to their ladies are verified in her; for her hairs are (m)old, her forehead Elysian fields, her eyebrows rainbows, her eyes suns, her cheeks roses, her lips coral, her teeth pearls, her neck alabaster, her bosom marble, her hands ivory, her fairness snow, and what modesty conceals from sight such, I think and imagine, as rational reflection can only extol, not compare." [Volume 1/Chapter XIII]