"Fine" - A Tricky Boating Word

Msibley

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Guys,

It's that time of year again and time to refresh your memories on the Admiral's point-of-view and what it might mean. Note I say "might" as the words may sound the same, but the meaning changes.

Honey...it's a beautiful day, let's go boating.
Fine - meaning: As long as I'm home in time for The Sopranos.

Honey...I was thinking we could go to XXXX, it's a nice little cruise.
Fine - meaning: Little cruise my ass. Last time we did this we overspent at that "cute" little B&B you wanted to stay at.

Honey...Mind if we pick up the speed just a little? The waves aren't big and that rowboat just passed us.
Fine - meaning: The last time we picked up speed, my boobs were sore for a week.

Honey...Could you help with this line? An extra hand would help.
Fine - meaning: I have to work? I thought this was a day about me.

Honey...Bill and John are going to meet us at XXXX.
Fine - meaning: Oh great...another fun filled afternoon of Bill and John leering at my chest.

Honey...
Fine - meaning: F** you.

Have you ever noticed how the Admirals can make "Fine" sound like a condemnation to Hell???

I'm in awe!

;)
 
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