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Originally posted by Double D
Don't forget..........
YO MAMMA........
Do you guys remember all the school yard ranks out sayings… Some of the funniest would be YO Mama jokes… Which started out with laughter and then end up rolling in the dirt…. I am sure they are different today.
YO MAMA ware’s Army boots…. Today’s the reply would be “ya so what and she can also fly a stealth bomber” And took out a whole Sadam patrol unit…
Some of the funny ones…
Yo' mama so stupid she took a spoon to the superbowl!
Yo mama's like a hardware store, 10 cents a screw
Yo mama's like a gumball machine, 10 cents a blow
Yo mama's so fat, her college graduation picture was an aerial.
Yo mama's so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn't get a menu, she gets an estimate.
Yo mama's so stupid, she threw a rock the ground and missed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she sent me a fax with a stamp on it.
Yo mama's so stupid, she put a ruler on her pillow to see how long she slept.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought Boyz2Men was a daycare center.
Yo mama's so stupid, she thought hamburger helper came with another person.
Yo mama's so old, she knew Cap'n Crunch while he was still a private.
Yo mama's so old, when she was born, the Dead Sea was just getting sick.
What's the difference between Yo mama and a water buffalo? About 25 pounds.