John (rommer), I think they still use a telegraph and morse code out in Kansas. Wyatt Earp and Doc Holliday were in Kansas - they probably used smoke signals from their Colt Peacemakers.
Actually, my in-laws just (in the past few days) moved from one house to another, and may not have their computer set up just yet. But you never know, you may find me back here, talking $h*t again, before you know it.
Steve, while I did take a week off back in May, I've accumulated about 9 weeks of vacation time and I need to use some of it or lose it - and I don't plan on losing it! The other times this year that I've been away have all been official work functions (plus injury time off - had to use some of my vacation time for that, too, as I've run out of sick days).