Captain says, "hmmm, maybe there is something to this Japanese Hari Kari after all."
Captain writing a letter to his wife.
:
My Dearest Frau Helga,
You remember how you vanted me to stop being Das Capitan in Das Navy mit all the verdamt boots? Vell, I haf decided to call it qvits. You are happy now, ya? Vile zitting here mit der drink on der rocks I vas tinking I should be home mit my Helga. I should get mein veet on das ground as vell as my boot.
Zee you zoon, Helga.
Your adoring husband,
Alf Friderzane.
P.S. My career is capoot
caput
Kapoot
fu**ed