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"OK, This ought to be a good spot to watch the parade!"

Adam
 
Appears to be the skillmanship of Capt Hazelwood.

Captain to [bar] mate, "I'll have that on the rocks!"
 
"Ahhh...Sh1t!!...Now we DEFINITELY won't get back in time for Gray's Anatomy"
 
Der Bundesmarine - Es ist nicht eine Karriere, die es ein Abenteuer ist!

It's not a career, it's an adventure!
 
German Gov't to come up with ECO friendly solution to remove barnacles without using any chemicals and reducing any serious scrubing. However, They reported they are still working on a couple of side effects with the newly proposed solution.
 
"When I requested a "Captain on the rocks,' I was thinking cocktail!"
 
Amperestunde Scheiße, erhalte ich definitiv die Kühlvorrichtung für diese!

Translated:
Ah sh-t, I will definitely get the cooler for this one!
 
Ha, Ha, We did it better than you did was heard over the radio and then this piture was sent.

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Nice balancing job there Butch!
 
Captain says, "hmmm, maybe there is something to this Japanese Hari Kari after all."

Captain writing a letter to his wife.
:
My Dearest Frau Helga,
You remember how you vanted me to stop being Das Capitan in Das Navy mit all the verdamt boots? Vell, I haf decided to call it qvits. You are happy now, ya? Vile zitting here mit der drink on der rocks I vas tinking I should be home mit my Helga. I should get mein veet on das ground as vell as my boot.
Zee you zoon, Helga.

Your adoring husband,
Alf Friderzane.

P.S. My career is capoot
caput
Kapoot
fu**ed
 
No, not mine but it was an actual picture of a fellow who was transporting his newly purchased boat down south. He had already wiped out one set of props up in the locks. He was looking for Haverstraw Marina (on the Hudson river) and ended up going to far south and found this cove called bowline and found the dreaded rock pile. The tide went out even further and he could get off and check out his drive train. He was very fortunate, waited for the tide to come in and drove off the pile. This was the 4th of
July weekend 2005.
 
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