Warren, I was not making a joke, I need to be sure that the temperature inside my cooler is uniformly cold. I am concerned that there might be some hot spots which could affect the "drinkability" of beverages within same cooler.
The fact of the matter is that, as the earth is constantly rotating, it IS always 5:00 PM somewhere. I could just as well as said it is always 7:00PM somewhere, but then you would never be awake!
I am sure that Butch's and my jocularity will have no effect whatsoever on your reputation for seriousness and sobriety