I had to laugh at your futuer with that Bisquik joiner. I did my whole Kitchen/Bath/bedroom cabinets with one of those and a couple bags of Biscuits.
Boy did i learn a lot about "Centering" and "which directions to join from" and some Etc.
A couple times I had to make a nice thin-Kerf cut, destroying a joint, to make a new joint in the same place with better, more attentive, Bisquitrey!
Nothing better for making nice joints though.
I eventually used lots of Biscuits, but I never had to bend any of my work. You may discover a place where too many Bisquits made Gravy out of your Steak.
You may want to put some stained glass in that window up there...whew, the Scarecrow you got looks like a Highly paid Craftsman!